Who is Cly Maxwell and what the frigadoo is a "Cly Maxwell Strokin' Pick?"
Cly is just like you. Except he watches more porno than an entire fraternity quad. He just got sick of seeing so much porn without being able to rant and rave about what rocks and what sucks ass. Hence his Strokin' Picks. Cly is a stroker, no doubt. You won't see any Wicked features or Adam & Eve couples films singled out on his list. John "Buttman" Stagliano once said he chooses new Evil Angel directors based on what makes his dick hard. That's the litmus test for Cly too. Many of the movies will be from the same directors and companies, but then again there aren't many who make great jerkoff material nowadays. Evil Angel, Red Light District, Anabolic/Diabolic, Devil's Film, Private... 'dem's some shiny apples. Directors like Jules Jordan, John Leslie, John Stagliano, Joey Silvera, Mike John, Vince Vouyer, Tommy Byron, Christoph Clark, Jean-Yves Lecastel. The fun will be in what other stuff Cly discovers. And based on the wide array he samples, if VCA or Digital Playground makes a hot movie, he will single it out just the same.
Cly likes his porn down and dirty. So if you're the type who thinks Playboy makes good "porn," then you might want to look elsewhere for recommendations. Click here for the list of previous movie honorees.
The Golden Gape Awards
Once a year, Cly honors his picks for top achievement in porno with his Golden Gapes awards. Among the winners of the inaugural 2003 trophies were Jules Jordan, Michelle Wild and Christoph Clark. Check out the 2003, 2004 and 2005 list of honorees.
Strokin' Picks Newsletter
Every so often we send out the "Cly's Strokin' Picks Newsletter" to our mailing list. It's supposed to be every month, but Cly is very busy with all of his strokin', so he doesn't get around to it as often as we would like. Here are the previous review newsletters:
Oct '02
Nov '02
Dec '02
Feb '03
Mar '03
May '03
Jun '03
Aug '03
Oct '03
Feb '04
Mar '04
Jun '04
Nov '04
Dec '04
Dec '05
Cly's Toy Reviews
One day I thought it would be funny to review rubber pussies. Carly at Pornblography and the gang at Eros Boutique made my dreams come true. Check out my reviews of the Tiffany Mynx Realistic Pussy & Ass, Futurotic Aria Giovanni Pussy & Ass, and Lexus Ultra-Realistic Vibrating Vagina & Anus.
"Hi Cly"
You can contact Cly with your feedback or lusty sexual propositions (only if you're a chick) at cly@searchextreme.com.
Shameless Self-Promotion
In addition to being such an insightful porno critic, Cly also makes movies. Along with esteemed director Kevin Moore, Cly runs Jekyll & Hyde Productions. Buy our f'n movies. The more copies you buy, the more Christmas cards Cly will send you.
