It's been a long month since we last spoke, and a lot has happened in the world that just may affect your masturbatory habits... and that's nothing to sneeze at. A gaggle of directors — Mike John, Erik Everhard and Jon Dough — have left the Anabolic/Diabolic stable, something that will undoubtedly affect my hand cream consumption. A crew of top notch hardcore directors led by Jewel De'Nyle, Michael Stefano and Brandon Iron have started a new company called Platinum X Pictures. Potential abounds there.

I got an e-mail from a reader today asking, "Are you looking for movie scripts? I have some ideas." What?!? You don't need ideas for producing good porno, you need hot girls, erect penises, a camera, some lights, and a dab of lube. That's the recipe for success. Some people really overthink the mental stimulation of the human male. Come on people, show us a girl with cum on her face, and we're 90 seconds away from completion. It isn't brain surgery.

As Mr. T would say, enough with the jibber-jabber... let's get down to business. Remember you can always check out the archive of Cly's Picks here.

Double Parked (Chosen 3/1/03)
2002/DVSX/112 minutes
Cly Says: When veteran director Alex Ladd launched DVSX a few months back it had all the makings of an "also ran" gonzo house, but their first handful of titles have all been very, very solid. Following with their goofy acronym movie-naming theme (Double Parked = D.P. = double penetration... get it?), this is an all double penetration tape, guaranteeing only the nastiest whores appear. It starts out with as much of a reliable D.P. artist as there is in porno, Aurora Snow, who of course is cute as a button and fucks like a mental patient. Honestly though, haven't we all seen Aurora get D.P.'d like 600 times? I know I have, at least. Two of the other dearies getting reamed in this release are two very hot and very nasty new European girls, Stacy Silver and Julie Silver (no relation that I'm aware of, or for that matter, care of). Stacy has a fantastic natural rack, and has been popping up frequently in recent Euro releases. Kudos to that. Julie is another cutie who can take it like a champ. While I won't lie and say I think Alex Ladd is the new Buttman, his style has always been very solid, leaning stylistically in the direction of Christoph Clark. Give this title a look-see.

Big Natural Tits #6 (Chosen 3/1/03)
2002/Clark Euro Angel (Evil Angel)/139 minutes
Cly Says: This is becoming quite a tittie-centric report, eh? Well, I guess I'm just using my soapbox to make sure everyone knows that breasts have not gone out of style with us viewers. No one shoots bigger, rounder, firmer, perkier or nicer all-natural tits than my main man Christoph Clark. He's often the unsung hero in the Evil Angel pantheon that features Stagliano, Silvera, Leslie and Rocco, but his slightly awry perverted dementia (think Rodney Moore meets G.Q.) makes for some great strokin' material. This latest edition of his wonderful Big Natural Tits series features some of the best Europe has to offer, including the always impressive Krystal DeBoor, alongside rockin' new prospects Jane Darling and Daria. Lots of anal, lots of sweat, lots of mammaries... always a recipe for success. Check out the same trio of Krystal, Jane and Daria in next month's Strokin' Picks featuring a super-hot new release from Private's Jean-Yves LeCastel entitled "Anal Agency." It'll melt in your mouth.

Until next month... Happy Strokin'!
— Cly Maxwell