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Springtime. Hope springs eternal. Baseball season is about to begin, the flowers are blooming, and female clothing is getting smaller and smaller. The more cleavage and round apple asses I see in my everyday life, the more inspired I am to review porno. Since it's 95 degrees in LA right now, and tube tops and daisy duke shorts are starting to dominate the landscape, I'm pretty damn inspired. Let's do the tubesteak boogie.
As always, be sure to check out the complete archive of my Cly's Picks at http://www.searchextreme.com/cly/picks.aspx
Ultimate Asses #2 (Chosen 3/31/04)
2003/Michael Stefano Productions (Platinum X)/117 minutes
Cly Says: When he left West Coast Productions to form Platinum X Pictures with his then wife Jewel De'Nyle, Michael Stefano became more than just another cocksmith. A couple of years later, he is the reigning AVN Male Performer of the Year, and has become one of the premier hardcore directors in the business. Ultimate Asses #2 is one of his best so far, featuring a buffet of anal-craving European beauties, including one of the hottest women in all of porno, Hungarian stunner Claudia Jamsson. Mike's romp with a fishnet-clad Claudia is absolutely off-the-charts. Also lighting it up are gorgeous Czechs Sandy Style and Sabina Black, getting their rear entries cleaned out by the likes of Steve Holmes and Manuel Ferrara. Additionally, check out Teens Revealed #2 from Stefano.
Flesh Hunter #6: Hostage Crisis! (Chosen 3/31/04)
2003/Jules Jordan Video (Evil Angel)/157 minutes
Cly Says: Jules Jordan is the Steven Spielberg of porn; everything he touches turns to gold. Some movies are more golden than others though. Flesh Hunter #6 is one of the really good ones. Not only does Jules have the privilege of delivering April's second anal scene ever (her first is in Ass Cleavage #2 from Zero Tolerance... this one is better though), but the movie gets even better from there. The fem-dom themed Gina Lynn and Friday boy/girl/girl scene is off the charts, featuring anal, facesitting and cum-swapping, among other perversions. Fresh off the bus cuties Nautica Thorn and Brianna Blaze also give kickass performances, especially Brianna as she gets double penetrated with a ball gag in mouth. Giddyup!
Buttman's Anal Divas #2 (Chosen 3/31/04)
2003/Evil Angel Video/137 minutes
Cly Says: You might remember a certain Hungarian brunette I mentioned above named Claudia Jamsson. I'm now announcing to the world that I am in love with Claudia Jamsson. Her face is divine, her body is flawless, and her sexual drive is unmatched. Luckily I have someone like John "Buttman" Stagliano to bring me video footage of her having sex. This is the scene that caused me to fall head-over-heels for Claudia, as she handled an ungodly anal reaming from Manuel Ferrara. Most porno girls would have quit half way through, but my gal was begging for more. Hopefully I will one day have the opportunity to be rejected by her face-to-face. This Buttman delivery also features some of Europe's other superstars, including 2004 AVN European Female Performer of the Year Mandy Bright, and longtime Evil Angel favorite C.G. Summer (a.k.a. Selly Elson). Vintage Buttman for the truly devoted fans like me.
Until next month... Happy Strokin'!
— Cly Maxwell
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