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Your buddy Cly has been pretty busy bouncing around his deluded smut-filled life, watching movies, getting mixed up with dirty porno girls, and scouting the
wide array of adult product for your convenience. I'm like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Poon, battling evil priests and deadly snakes, to find the best and
dirtiest adult movies out there, so I can pass that information onto you, The Raiders of the Lost Crack. The fact that you listen to my rantings is what makes my world go 'round.
And here I present to you my latest Cly certified stroke videos from the porno mines. Remember you can always check out the archive of Cly's Picks here.
Buttman's Bend Over Babes #6 (Chosen 5/1/03)
2003/Evil Angel Video/157 minutes
Cly Says: Without exception, John "Buttman" Stagliano is the great artist of pornography. He has not only virtually created the genre of hardcore stroker videos, but
he has shown his cinematic stripes with 2002's multi-award winner "The Fashionistas," possibly the greatest adult film of all time. After "Fashionistas," Buttman got
back to his nasty, sweaty roots, and cranked out this fine piece of smut. Especially check out the amazing scene featuring bubble-butted blonde Ryan Conner and hard-hitting stud Mark Ashley, and watch Ryan get her asshole wrecked into oblivion. The movie also features hot Hungarian babes Mia Stone and Brandy, who don't disappoint in the least. If you dig this one, also check out "Buttman's Anal Divas #2," another tremendous hardcore romp from the Buttman himself.
Raincoater's Point of View #2 (Chosen 5/1/03)
2002/Vouyer Productions/139 minutes
Cly Says: The concept of shooting "point of view" porno blows away sliced bread. Whoever decided that the guy doing the fucking should also be doing the filming should win Pulitzer, Nobel and all other awards I can think of. When a hot porno slut is staring right back at you while getting fucked, the sensation is something you can't really explain... it's about as virtual as virtual sex can get. Vince Vouyer recently started his own POV offering, the Raincoater's POV, featuring Vince's always capable manhood, defiling ripe young hotties. Check out Vince taking apart smokin' little Latinas Daisy and Honney Bunny, as well as four other awesome young things. Anal sex, facials, swallowing... you asked for it, you got it.
Christoph's Beautiful Girls #7 (Chosen 5/1/03)
2002/Clark Euro Angel (Evil Angel)/139 minutes
Cly Says: You might assume from the title that this movie will feature some beautiful girls. It's true. As always, the pride of France, Christoph Clark, brings you some of Europe's sexiest and nastiest whores, for the sole purpose of reaming them every which way. This seventh installment highlights some of the continent's hottest up and cummers, including busty blonde Czech Stacy Silver, gorgeous redhead Vivienne LaRoche, and the amazingly hot Carmen. Armed with some of the amplest in European guys, Christoph shows these girls what they've been missing all their lives. There's nothing like seeing really, really beautiful girls get fucked like dirty, dirty whores. As Christoph would say, Je voudrais acheter de preservatifs!
Until next month... Happy Strokin'!
— Cly Maxwell
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