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I'll be honest, I have the attention span of a porn star in a third year calculus class. I don't want to sit through 10 minutes of plot or special effects before I get to a sex scene in a movie. I'm
not concerned with a hot 18 year old's acting ability, just the firmness of her juggs and the roundness of her ass. It's surprising how many porno directors forget
about these important things. This month, I'm getting down to the nitty-gritty... three movies with no bullshit, just hot girls and hotter sex.
As always, I hope my recommendations make your masturbatory decisions a little bit easier. For my previous selections, you can always check out
the archive of Cly's Picks here.
Service Animals #13 (Chosen 8/5/03)
2003/Joey Silvera Video (Evil Angel)/139 minutes
Cly Says: It is obvious to all of you regular readers that I have a holy pantheon of my favorite porno directors: Buttman, Jules Jordan and Christoph Clark, among others. One of my absolute favorites who I have neglected here in my Strokin' Picks is Joey Silvera, a veteran cocksmith (he was fucking on film before I was born) and excellent director. He shoots only the hottest, freshest poontang doing the absolute nastiest stuff, with a little bit of artistic vision mixed in. This release from his Service Animals series features an array of some of porno's best new girls, including jailbait anal queen Taylor Rain, starry-eyed blonde Cameron Cain (who's ass I have been promised, but have yet to receive), and black cock-craving bad girls Ashley Blue and Avy Scott. Each and every one takes it in the ass. That's always a good sign to me. Out of the movie's five scenes, all five are very stroke-worthy. That's a rare achievement.
Ass Cream Pies #2 (Chosen 8/5/03)
2003/Anabolic Video/139 minutes
Cly Says: The natural thing to do is to pop your load inside a girl. Her pussy, her ass, her mouth, whatever. It's what you probably do with your wives and girlfriends, so why shouldn't it be done in porno? Anabolic ran with that concept and even came up with a clever title in Ass Cream Pies. What's more rewarding than seeing the fruits of your hard work leak out of a girl's poop shoot after you're done with her? Nothing I can think of. From blonde bad girl Jasmine Lynn, to Persian cocksocket Melody Max, to dirty newcummer Ander Page, the sky's the limit. Tons of anal sex, double penetrations, ass-to-mouth, gaping holes... everything you could ever ask for, and everything you expect from an Anabolic video. There's even some comic relief, as each girl gets a real cream pie right in the face after her rectal reaming. Bravissimo!
Hardcore Training #2 (Chosen 8/5/03)
2003/Red Light District/138 minutes
Cly Says: The world's porno hotspots have been pretty consistent in recent years: Los Angeles, Prague, Budapest, London. But the latest and greatest is the land of ready, willing and anal Quebecois gals: the city they call Montreal. Red Light District, led by the always devious Brandon Iron, takes a road trip across the border to this place where the girls understand just enough English to take directions, but not enough to say "No." What a perfect balance. These Canadian chickies are way hotter and way dirtier than I expected, and can handle as much anal sex, double penetrations and throat fucking as the American crew can dish out. Be sure to check out gorgeous blonde Caprice get tossed up in a DP, and cute-as-a-button redhead Cherie Potter learn what double-teaming is all about.
Until next month... Happy Strokin'!
— Cly Maxwell
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