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Perverts and friends alike, it gives me great joy to welcome you to the first installment of Cly Maxwell's Strokin' Picks, delivered fresh every month to your mailbox.
Who is Cly Maxwell and what the frigadoo is a "Cly Maxwell Strokin' Pick?" Cly is just like you. Except he watches more porno than an entire fraternity quad. He just got sick of seeing so much porn without being able to rant and rave about what rocks and what sucks ass. Hence his Strokin' Picks. Cly is a stroker, no doubt. You won't see any Wicked features or Adam & Eve couples films singled out on his list. John "Buttman" Stagliano once said he chooses new Evil Angel directors based on what makes his dick hard. That's the litmus test for Cly too. Cly likes his porn down and dirty. So if you're the type who thinks Playboy makes good "porn," then you might want to look elsewhere for recommendations.
Just take a look at some of Cly's most recent Strokin' Picks, or visit http://www.searchextreme.com/cly/picks.aspx for the complete listing and see for yourself.
Brazilian Snake #01 (Chosen 9/19/02)
2001/Hustler Platinum (Hustler)/173 minutes
Cly Says: Pierre Woodman, the innovator of high-budget, yet always filthy, European porno, takes his act to Larry Flynt's Hustler Video where he delivers the first half of this two-part detective series, starring Laureen Kiss and the cute-as-hell Bambi Dolce, among a cast of continental hotties. The director of Private's award-winning "Tatiana" series combines a well-done plot and downright decent acting with the mandatory double penetrations and facials. If you dig Pierre, dig into this one.
The Cream Of Cumback Pussy: Nothing Butt... (Chosen 7/11/02)
1997/Elegant Angel Video/130 minutes
Cly Says: Tom Byron's directorial run during the first 10 installments of Elegant Angel's "Cumback Pussy" series from 1996-1997 ranks as one of the truly brilliant tour de forces in modern porn history. Those 10 installments, which include one of my top 10 movies of all-time (CBP6), are absolutely can't misses from top to bottom. With stars like Tiffany Mynx, Asia Carrera, Vicca, and Roxanne Hall getting rectally probed, the caliber of the cast was right up there will the caliber of the sex. This two-hour compilation chronicles some of the nastiest scenes from that 10 movie run. Specifically check out the Asia Carrera/Kim Chambers/Tom Byron tryst and the Tiffany Mynx/Tera Heart/Peter North all-anal three-way.
Wet Rainbow (Chosen 7/25/02)
1973/Arrow Film & Video/74 minutes
Cly Says: Not too many of the Golden Age classics hold up today in terms of perverted storylines and downright sexuality. Outside of a few exceptions like the original 'The Devil In Miss Jones', good classic strokin' material is hard to come by. In this 1973 release, Miss Jones herself, Georgina Spelvin, plays one third of an urban love triangle along with her art teacher husband (Harry Reems of "Deep Throat" fame) and one of his students. The lusty scenarios and Spelvin's self-inflicted sexual dementia can't help but get your toes a-tapping. No gaping anuses or anything, but a good watch that both you and your woman will definitely dig.
Until next month... Happy Strokin'!
Cly Maxwell
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