Of course your friends at Search Extreme will be attending the show as well. You can check us out at Booth #5048. Stop by the booth, say hi, and mention that you're a mailing list subscriber. If you say those magic words, we've got a free porno tape for you. Ain't we generous? Also be sure to grab one of our ever popular "I'd Rather Be Watching Porn" bumper stickers. The show is January 9-12 at the Sands Expo Center right behind The Venetian.

Unfortunately, your old friend Cly will not be able to attend the show. I will be in the central African republic of Zamunda teaching the tribesman how to build shelters and fight disease. And appreciate Buttman movies. But don't tell the Red Cross about that one.

Now that the business is out of the way, let's kick this schiznit old school. Here is the latest crop of Cly's Strokin' Picks. Remember to visit http://www.searchextreme.com/cly/picks.aspx for the complete archives.

Up Your Ass #19 (Chosen 12/01/02)
2002/Anabolic Video/139 minutes
Cly Says: If god made pornography, it would be "Up Your Ass #19." We all know (or should know) that Belladonna is the absolute nastiest whore on the face of the planet. She regularly shoves black dick and buttplugs in her ass like it's going out of style. Personally, I want to marry her. Her scene in this movie with Lexington Steele is absolutely delirious. Secure in my position as one of the world's great strokers, I can admit that I could not make it through this entire scene without having a little ejaculatory accident. Lex has a 13-inch dick. Bella not only deep throats him to the hilt, but takes his entire appendage into her ass, likely reaching her small intestine. Also of note, one of my favorite new animals, Cherie, does a mighty fine job herself of handling Lex during their run-in. Most porno flicks have one, maybe two, jack-off sessions in them. This movie easily has four or five. Out-friggin-standing. Anabolic Video makes me want to find religion.

I Swallow #16 (Chosen 12/01/02)
2001/Rodnievision (Odyssey Group Video)/135 minutes
Cly Says: In this era of porno-loving praise, names like John Leslie and Vince Vouyer are often thrown out as the kingly innovators of stroke value. While directors like those truly are the kings of the castle, one name often forgotten is that of "The King of Cream" himself, Rodney Moore. His movies might not be as raw and his loads not as creamy as the good ole days, but Rodney still captures the essence of being a pervert like nobody else. You know immediately when you pop in the tape that he is a deranged screwball who is desperate to nail these girls. That genuine energy can't help but make for great scenes. This offering from Rodney features a fine array of nubile cuties, including Euro hottie Dominica Leoni, a fine German piece of ass named Queeny Love, and a favorite of mine, slut-for-hire Kristina Black.

Caution! Your Azz Is In Danger #2 (Chosen 12/01/02)
2001/West Coast Productions/113 minutes
Cly Says: Another unsung hero in the field of making good, hard-edged gonzo porn is Michael Stefano, the artist formerly known as Luciano at Extreme Associates (and Mike Long back in the day, if you're keeping score at home). For godsakes, the man is married to Jewel De'Nyle, one of the dirtiest girls in the history of the business. He's got to know something about gaping assholes and drool stringers. And luckily he does. This installment of his "Caution!" series is a fine artistic film about four love stories between girls and the trios of men that are mutilating their throats and assholes. Kinda brings a tear to the eye. The always reliable Alana Evans (who will be appearing exclusively at the Search Extreme booth at Adult Expo), Nikita Denise and Jewel all deliver hot scenes, and I'm sure each one needed a dash of Preparation H after it was all said and done.

Until next month... Happy Strokin'!
— Cly Maxwell