You guys have these porn women all wrong. Take Anastasia, for instance. Sure, when you see her give a drooling, slobbering blowjob, or when she twists and shouts while fucking, orgasming every five seconds, she might appear to be one totally sex-crazed female. But, in reality, she's just your average, unassuming girl-next-door, like you might find at any garden party or church social. Or maybe not.

It's not easy being a porn star: there's all that practicing to do. You have to keep working on your positions until they're just right, and a well turned "Oh, baby, fuck me!" can transform an ordinary sex scene into a work of pure genius. Shelbee and Pat Myne are true professionals, fucking timelessly to perfect their craft, and their art is on display here. Next stop: Carnegie Hall.

You meet the nicest people in the shower. That's where I met Heaven, and he hit it off great. My dick found it's way into her mouth, pussy and ass. And I got her phone number, too, so I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. She has a strange greeting on her answering machine, though: "At the tone, the correct time will be..."