Violet Blue: I really like Violet, but this backwoods, inbred whore is really stupid. Her pimp has got her totally brainwashed, so she won't make any decisions on her own.

Dru Berrymore: Dru Berrymore wishes she was the famous Hollywood starlet, but she's nothing more than a stupid whore, which is a good thing. It just doesn't get any more glamorous than that.

Topanga: Yes, Topanga is the kind of slut, she's also the kind of whore who will start sucking your friend's cock the minute you walk out of the room. Luckily for us, this bitch has absolutely no morals. Her parents must be very proud.