Sperm In A Bottle: It's been a wonderful vacation for our European visitor. Jogging through the Ozark Mountains sounds like a blast. But this ain't Europe baby! Out here in the backwoods is the panty sniffer boys. They're so deranged they'll shove a funnel up your mouth so you don't miss a single drop of cum.

Floaters: Cops call them floaters. Bodies found floating in water. So picture the surprise of Terri, who finds a couple of them in her swimming pool, Seeing three naked men, Terri starts to fantasize about just how stiff a body can get. It's enough to raise the dead.

Crazy Skulls 3: It's back to the valley of crazy skulls. This time a stranded motorist makes the mistake of taking a leak on some cans. "Those are my cans, you're pissing on my cans." Baby, you have to pay the Crazy Skulls cause they're craaaaazy!