NIGHT OF THE LIVING ANAL: Lenny was more dead than alive and his wife and scumbag boyfriend knew it. So the kille dhim and buried him in the backyard. Lenny's life insurance policy paid promptly and they were rich. And to show her happiness she offered her virgin ass up to ccelebrate. If Lenny lived, he'd roll over in his grave. AND HE DID!
THE PENIS FLY TRAP: What a strange seed it was. Plant it in the garden and it would grow and bring happiness. Little did our moron neophyte realize they were planting a penis fly trap. A plant that not only is edible but also eats you.
THE PRESENT: Daddy's pretty girl just got past her freshman year in college and deserved a present. Something to help relieve the stress of studying. Every single girl remembers checking ou their dolls to make sure they are anatomically correct. What a pleasant surprise, a doll that really works.
THE ACU-JACK INCIDENT: Emma Lee broke down on the road to nowhere. "Maybe I can get a ride from that dumptruck" Oh, no! He's trying to run her down. Chased into a junkyard, she seeks help from a man working on increasing his penis size! Maybe he's the one who needs help?
