Butter Buns: The salty, greasy butter caked up in her ass crack like a wedge of concrete. As the butter rolled down her cunt like a river of hot oil the butterboy cried with joy. Butter, butter everywhere.

Clit of a Vampire: Jay just thought he had been picked up by a cool goth chick. Who could have ever guessed as to the tragic events that were to take place that fateful evening.

Slap My Bitch Down: Some women just won't listen. No matter how much you try to tell them, they just can't get it straight. Sometimes you just gotta spell it out in a way they can understand.