Reviewed By LSB on 11/27/2000

Terrors From The Clit 2 is the porn version of the mainstream movie and HBO series Tales From The Crypt with a dash of The Blair Witch Project thrown in at the end. Each scene is introduced to us by this middle age dude dressed like a vampire who is called the Clit Master. The Clit Master hangs out in his dungeon setting with a few ghoulish chicks. There are five scenes, each with it's own sinister story. The stories include a homicidal love doll, a potion that turns a girl into a crazed love slave, Satan worshipping auto mechanics, vampire slayers (like Buffy) and some film footage of rape and murder which was found in the jungle among some human bones. There are a few disturbing images in the video i.e. a body cut in half, and two of the scenes in the video are rape scenes.

As for the sex. This was the best part of the video, and when you're watching porn, the most important. Kristi Myst is her ususal nasty self, having anal sex and sucking cock "ass to mouth". What I really enjoyed was watching the very cute Kiki D'aire as I've never seen her before. Kiki gives some great "no hands" deep throat and for the first time takes a cock in her ass (at least the first time I ever saw her do it). Also included in the cast are two hot brunettes, Gauge and Felony, who I definitely want to see more of. Brandy is another cute brunette who had an arousing scene as does busty blonde Candy Cotton. Candy has some brief sex with Tony Michaels in the jungle before she is raped by three black cannibals who then cut off her head (from a distance). Felony is also raped in her scene. All the girls are fucked anally and all take facial cumshots. A couple of girls are double and triple penetrated (cock in mouth, pussy and asshole at the same time). Candy's scene included the only interracial sex.

I enjoyed the video on the whole. Strictly because I enjoyed watching the sex and the girls having it. I didn't mind mixing the horror theme with the porn, but I honestly could take it or leave it. I thought some scenes could have used better lighting and I didn't care much for the facial cumshots that Candy takes in the last scene, but other than that I think director Slain Wayne scores by directing some really hot sex. There are two rape scenes and some gore which might bother some people. I just look at it from the point of view that these are just actors playing a part, but I can understand how some people still might be very sensitive to watching such things. I'm only guessing, but I imagine director Slain Wayne is a big fan of horror films. If you like horror mixed with your porn, you'll probably enjoy this video, but even if you don't, you can always fast forward and just watch the sex. *There are no condoms used in this video.

Scene One: Gauge, Nick East and Mojo.
"The Evil Love Doll". Nick brings home this inflatable love doll that he fucks, gives flowers to and has conversations with. The doll comes to life with a knife while the three are having sex. Gauge blows both guys. Alot of saliva drips from her mouth as she sucks on Nick's dick (no hands). She does some sucking and fucking in a few positions. *Gauge is really hot to watch as she bounces off one cock in her pussy (doggie style) while she's sucking on the other cock (no hands). Mojo slides his dick in and out of her ass while she blows Nick on her belly. Gauge is fucked anally in a few positions while continuing to give head (one unusal and hard to explain position). The men double penetrate Gauge with Mojo's cock in her ass. Gauge gives them a little more head before they start jerking off by her face. She tells them to cum in her mouth as she rubs their balls. The guys take turns shooting cum on Gauge's face, some in her open mouth and some on her chest. Gauge eyes the camera as she wipes their dicks on her face. Nick goes to the bathroom. This is when the killer love doll enters and starts slashing away on Mojo and Gauge (*we just see some fake blood).

Scene Two: Brandy Lyons, Luciano and Scott Lyons.
"Love Potion no. 69". The guys want to fuck the bartender's wife (Brandy). Luciano gets a brief bj from a girl as he leaves the bathroom. He then pours some drug into a drink that he gives to Brandy as she dances up on stage. Luciano, Brandy and Scott go to a back room at the club that has a bed in it. Brandy blows both guys, giving both a lot of "no hands" head. Her face (mouth) is covered with her foamy saliva as Luciano fucks her mouth with his cock. Brandy does some sucking and fucking in different positions. She has anal sex and is double penetrated (anal only with Scott). The guys take turns cumming on her face and chest as they jerk themselves off. Luciano also cums on Brandy's tongue as he shoots the better load of cum onto Brandy's face. *Brandy's bartender husband saw her cheating and started breaking things in another room. He cums in and starts beating up Luciano with a pipe. Brandy stabs her husband in the back with a knife before cutting his head off. The drug has made her crazy in love with Luciano, which freaks him out so he hits her on a her head a few times with a piece of wood. When that doesn't kill her, he hits her with something else before running over her head with his car, but he can't kill her. Brandy, now with a hideous mask on her face, finally catches the man she loves.

Scene Three: Felony, Tonya White (Non Sex), Brian Sherwood, Brandon Iron, Mark Wood, Tony Micheals and Arnold Swatzenpecker.
"The Satanic Mechanics". The girls are robbers who have just shot a cop and are being chased. Their vehicle gets a flat so they call for a tow. Brian leads them into a garage full of guys. The guys grab the girls and use chloroform to knock them out. The girls are stripped and tied up. *Seems the guys are Satan worshippers who offer Tanya as a sacrifice by removing her heart. Felony frees herself and shoots the guys, but instead of killing them, they turn into devilish zombies (painted faces). Felony starts blowing the guys. She gives plenty of "no hands" head. Felony does sucking and fucking in different positions. Her face is very wet from her own saliva as she gives head. Felony is double penetrated and triple penetrated (cock in mouth, pussy and asshole at the same time). She has anal sex while lying on her side as she sucks cock. The guys take turns jerking off and plastering Felony's face (mouth closed) with cum. She is then allowed to leave because she now carries "the demon's child".

Scene Four: Kristi Myst, Kiki D'Aire, Mark Wood and Brick Majors.
"Sadie The Succubus Slayer". The girls are vampire killers. Kiki is new to the job and is scared. The girls enter a house to kill a few vampires. Kiki gets bitten by one of the vampires in the house before she starts blowing him. They then turn on Kristi who joins the program. The girls are fucked in a few positions each. Kiki gives some really nice "no hands" deep throat with saliva dripping from her mouth. Kristi doesn't give much head, but she does briefly suck cock "ass to mouth", Kiki only briefly tastes the head of a cock after it's pulled from Kristi's ass. Both girls are fucked anally. The girls have their faces together as the guys take turns cumming on their tongues and faces. The girls tongue each other and lick the others face (briefly). *Kristi briefly licks Kiki's clit during the scene.

Scene Five: Candy Cotton, Tony Micheals, Marc Anthony, Alexander and Julian St. Jox.
*Filmed outdoors in the sunlight. This is supposedly footage that was found in a remote jungle among a pile of human bones (similar to the Blair Witch Project). Candy is with some guides who tell her about some cannibals. The guides run away into the jungle, but she's left with a couple of guys. Candy blows Tony (no hands), but they stop when they hear noises coming from the bushes and leave. We see footage of Candy squatting with her pants lowered (bathroom time), but she waves the camera away and she picks up her pants (we don't see her peeing). We're treated to more of Candy sucking Tony's cock before she's fucked. Tony jerks off and cums on Candy's tits and chest. He then fucks her tits. Thre cannibals from the jungle come out and hack Tony to pieces (some gorey footage). They then rape Candy. Candy does some sucking and fucking with these three black guys. Her mouth and pussy are fucked with cock. Candy is fucked in her ass and is double pentrated. She also is triple penetrated (cock in mouth, pussy and asshole at the same time). The guys take turns jerking off and cumming on her face. She kept her mouth open, but I didn't see any cum land inside her mouth. *These weren't great facials. The cannibals then cut off her head before attacking the camerman.